I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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