did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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