well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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