Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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