Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize