Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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