Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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