it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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