Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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