hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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