am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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