Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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