I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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