the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Someone signed my nipple.
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