i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
