Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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