how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
