READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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