In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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