they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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