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(315): View more from New York

I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him

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(315): I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him http://tfl.nu/jvcn

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.

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ha well at least you have goals.

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(208): Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong. (208): ha well at least you have goals. http://tfl.nu/c71p

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(914): View more from New York

Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.

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(914): Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore. http://tfl.nu/9xwr

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(574): View more from Indiana

there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.

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(574): there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk. http://tfl.nu/a189

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(937): View more from Ohio

He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?

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(937): He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst? http://tfl.nu/5xe1

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(816): View more from Missouri

I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??

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(816): I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right?? http://tfl.nu/udb6

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(301): View more from Maryland

We're doing a case race on Saturday.

(302): View more from Delaware

I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"

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(301): We're doing a case race on Saturday. (302): I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism" http://tfl.nu/1jnr

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(707): View more from California

please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up

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(707): please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up http://tfl.nu/kqwh

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(303): View more from Colorado

Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.

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(303): Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever. http://tfl.nu/tsdi

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(949): View more from California

Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.

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(949): Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable. http://tfl.nu/3v7d

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.

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(402): He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it. http://tfl.nu/81z6

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(703): View more from Virginia

you seemed to enjoy falling down hill

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wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint

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(703): you seemed to enjoy falling down hill (540): wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint http://tfl.nu/kb4o

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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.

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(613): I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students. http://tfl.nu/r17p

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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy

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(701): All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy http://tfl.nu/indb

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.

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(306): it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do. http://tfl.nu/dtwv

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