Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Your cock deserves a montage
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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