Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.