In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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