He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im holly from the hills drunk
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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