i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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