return my video game
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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