at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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