That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
