question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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