remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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