I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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