Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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