I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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