Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
that is very illegal...i love you.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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