i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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