how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
