they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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