pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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