I wish I could teleport
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
what day is it and did you see me today?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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