"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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