Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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