Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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