Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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