Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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