Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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