Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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