I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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