He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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