What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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