ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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