Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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