dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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