hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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