Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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