that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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