Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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