can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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