My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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