That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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